I don't really speak French

[fadingvoice]

I always thought my progress in the French language would take on some type of linear progression. So wrong

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[shinytoaster]

the real question is: do you really say "whoops" in french?

p.s. i lol'ed at this when i got down to the last part about you thinking it was normal to show id for a frozen dinner purchase. omg i love you i need to come visit. part of me wants you to come back but then the other part, i cannot lie, wants you to stay there forever. this way, when i am ready and able to vacation in paris, i have you to show me around. ;)