Zero -- voicemail

[facesdeath]

Comments

{ text }

[adamantined]

Not my fault.

{ text }

[facesdeath]

I know.

{ text }

[adamantined]

DO you?

{ text }

[facesdeath]

Well, the phone is.

Typing is weird.

RING RING

[adamantined]

RING RING

[facesdeath]

[ He's trying to sound Very Stern. ]

Yes?

RING RING

[adamantined]

YOOOOU STARTED IT.

RING RING

[facesdeath]

[ BURSTS OUT LAUGHING. ]

You're horrible to me.

{ text }

[adamantined]

Where are you?

{ text }

[facesdeath]

Outside building 7.

{ text }

[adamantined]

Really.

{ text }

[facesdeath]

Sounded worse than it is. Apparating people to safety, inside now.

{text} spams this entry forever

[adamantined]

So how many hours have you slept, total?

{text}

[facesdeath]

fifteen or thereabouts.

{text}

[adamantined]

Good, I don't have to knock you out with a brick.

{text}

[facesdeath]

i don't think injuring me is conducive to restive sleep.

CHRISTMAS PRESENT

[honestlyrubbish]

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