status is like currency. when your bank account is full, you can get away
with doing just about anything, but right now, we're like toxic assets.

( i know what you're thinking. prom queen? you're smart and super pretty and relatively sane for a girl. does being prom queen really matter to you? well, it does. prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. it's probably because they smile all the time. and smiling has been proven to ward off diseases... )