COAST IS CLEAR

[fabium]

HI. COME OVER. DUNG JUST MADE THE BEST SANDWICH IN THE WORLD. HE IS SO GREAT. HE MELTED A BIT OF MY COUNTER TRYING TO LIGHT THE CANDLE, BUT IT'S OKAY. IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT SOUNDS. Counts, I meant counts. I

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[dunged]

FUCK YOU MAN IT WAS DELICIOUS

there is a rule, don't go through Dung's bags

and I'll uh get your present later

[fabium]

I got A RASH the first and last time I stuck my hand in your bag so I KNOW, I KNOW.

[dunged]

I fucking love it when people already know the rule

[anticlaw]

Congrats, you're old! It's smells good in here, though, which is good, because it looks like utter and complete shite.

Happy birthday, though.

[fabium]

HEY LADY. Does it really smell good?! I lost my sense of smell HOURS ago. Or years. I don't know, I know your hair smells like...... that thing. It smells good! AND THANK YOU. WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME YES? I've been having SUCH a good time all day! Dung is SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT FRIEND. hold on must tell peopel I love them.

[dunged]

no you're such a good friend

[fabium]

YOU'RE such a good friend like that one time five years ago when you bought me butter because you used the last of it and we made stuff, they tasted like shit but it was great.

[espying]

I'm bringing rum cake and Xeno, but I'm leaving the bra at home!!

[dunged]

FUCK YEAH

[fabium]

BIRTHDAY GROPE YES?

[espying]

What's the rule for that again? One squeeze for each year?