OK, I'm feeling better now. outdated Geek humor ensues.

[fa_ikaika]

While surfing around trying to find out more about Roy Batty, I came across this funny thread from thestraightdope.com. from 2007

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[yeloson]

Wow. That's right up there with my own:

Spider man, spider man,
Does all the things that a spider can,
Eats his young, poisons prey,
Liquifies organs for their taste

He is Spidddder man!

[fa_ikaika]

LOL. That's good too. You forgot the bit about mating with a female 20 times his size and then getting eaten afterwards!

[fa_ikaika]

Remember back in the day when you'd have sex with some dude and then whack the fangs into him? lol. I liked the crunchy ones. Guys with jheri curls were just greasy and yuck.