ONLY MARK "TRUE" OR "FALSE" NO EXPLANATIONS

Appearance:

I am shorter than 5'4":
false

I have many scars:
true

I tan easily:
true

Burn easily:
true

I wish my hair was a different color:
false

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color:
false

I've had/have braces:
true

I wear glasses or contacts:
true

I've been told I'm attractive by a complete ( Read more... )

YOU ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... TWO... W O R DS !

N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !
Not as easy as you might think...

1. Yourself
need money

2. Your husband/wife:
still searching

3. Your hair?
needs cutting

4. Your mother:
not home

5. Your Father:
sperm donor

6. Your Favorite Item:
gotta think

7. Your dream last night:
don't remember

8. Your ( Read more... )

A warning - if you can't stand the first five, stop reading! They get worse ( Read more... )

You Are 40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained
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You Are 83% Grown Up, 17% Kid
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Hello everyone. Here is the info about the reunion from our meeting yesterday. Please post this as a myspace bulletin at some point today and please send it to all of your friends from '97 as well. Thank you ( Read more... )

Why Did the Chicken cross the Road?

M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Plato: For the greater good.

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Here is a copy of the letter I handed to Mr. Nassetta....

To the fine people of Commack Multiplex,

After many years of service to this company, I’m afraid it’s time to say farewell. My last day of work will be Friday, August 11. The only change in my availability will be that I can no longer work Friday evenings.

During my seven year tenure I have ( Read more... )

TEN EMOTIONS ( Read more... )

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
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