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[f_ckitybye]

Comments

Filter

[inhumandog]

And you're doing this out of the goodness of your heart, hm?

Re: Filter

[f_ckitybye]

Course I am.

[No he's not.]

Actually, no, that's not fucking true. I'm doing it because I fucking hate not knowing shit. But I reckoned it'd also be better if I didn't hoard the information either.

Filter

[inhumandog]

What's to gain by spreading information?

Re: Filter

[f_ckitybye]

Helps us all stay on message for one thing. It'll keep us all abreast of the trends and the zeitgeist, and we'll also be able to keep tabs on any wardens who're fucking up.

Inmates

[possemagnet]

You look a little old to be dealing in a barge version of the high school grape vine. What gives?

Re: Inmates

[f_ckitybye]

What we got now already might as well be a fucking grapevine played by a pack of special-needs deaf-mutes. I'm proposing something professional.

Inmates

[possemagnet]

This isn't ALL MY INMATES, you're not Perez Hilton. Why don't you try being smart and act your age.

Publicly posting a gossip column for everyone is just buckets of stupid I can't even begin to explain.

Inmates

[f_ckitybye]

Hey, you don't like it, you don't have to fucking read it.

private

[pleasesmirk]

This seems... orderly enough in intent. I have a list of 'crimes' that people have committed and the punishment they have recieved. If that'd be any help. I'm attentive, if nothing else.

Re: private

[f_ckitybye]

I'll take anything you got.

Swing's the name, yeah?

Re: private

[pleasesmirk]

I need to bring it up to date - and I'm lacking information due to the lack of publicly mentioned information. If someone can get their hands on a warden's journal, it might mean more efficient information, if nothing else.

Captain Swing, yes.

Re: private

[f_ckitybye]

At minimum, there's gotta be someone willing to lay out the work to gain their warden's trust, yeah? Still, we all gotta fucking start somewhere.

Pleasure to finally meet you, Captain.

Private.

[no_nanomites]

I think you need some acting lessons, darling. That smile took a little too long to touch your eyes.

It's interesting that you deal in information and we've never met.

Re: Private.

[f_ckitybye]

Ooh, perceptive. Very nice, love.

Never met, but I've seen you around, yeah? Rex's sister?

Private.

[no_nanomites]

It's kind of my thing, darling.

And yes, I'm the Baroness. You're Malcolm, one piece of the kitchen nightmares crew, worked for the PM, always wears the suit and apron, worked for the Master and I think you may fancy Parker if how you look at her sometimes is any indication.

Information is my business.

Private.

[f_ckitybye]

[Yeah, yeah, right, fuck, everyone knows ... WHAT.]

...

Fucking hell, you are good.

So what you doing with all your information, then?

[bob_fraser_snr]

[Bob is at his own desk, looking reasonably relaxed and curious. There's no hint of suspicion on his face, which pretty much translates into 'highly suspicious'.] To what end, Malcolm?

[f_ckitybye]

General good of the inmates, mostly.

[bob_fraser_snr]

I'm not sure that typing up rumours and speculations would be to the general good. Might serve to legitimise them, like a tabloid might.

[f_ckitybye]

Well, mostly I'm planning to stick to the public record, yeah? Who came and left, who got thrown into zero, all that shit.