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008 - Malcolm Tucker's Daily Briefing - Rumourmongers!

Apr 13, 2010 09:08

[Yes, it's that time again, government officials and propaganda employees. By the way, Malcolm's briefings are eminently leakable. If, say, you were a disgruntled propaganda officeworker or a secret dissident somewhere in the Master's power structure Judas.]

( Well, my little shitbirds, we have a new and interesting problem to counter this morning. )

masterworld's goebbels, information security my arse

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Paperwork delivered to Malcom's office heavenonthemind April 13 2010, 15:15:57 UTC

To: Minister Tucker
From: Chief of Finance, Judas

Subject: Paperwork

Body:

[All in Hebrew: Do my bidding, you dog. The play is going on, I don't need permission from anyone. The arts are an expression of freedom in its purest sense and should never be censored.]

Overheard in the Ministry of Propaganda f_ckitybye April 13 2010, 16:58:39 UTC

[Crash.]

Fucking impertinent illiterate insubordinate little-

[And not long after, a flunky is dispatched, hand-delivering this to the Master's flunkies. A note is attached: "How long you planning to let your little friend get away with this shite? -M.T."]

Printed on a nice sheet of paper, NOTHING TO IDENTIFY THE SENDER but Malc should know: soundof_drums April 13 2010, 23:01:55 UTC

"These things have a way of sorting themselves out."

f_ckitybye April 14 2010, 04:24:18 UTC

[Malc smiles and tucks the sheet of paper away in his desk.]

(The comment has been removed)

Memo from Malcolm. Immaculate. Possibly vacuum-sealed in plastic. f_ckitybye April 13 2010, 16:54:12 UTC

To: Doctor John Hicks (Goon Captain #453)
From: Minister Malcolm Tucker
Subject: RE: bloodsucking wankers, and no, I'm not redacting or censoring that.

That's a very fucking cogent suggestion, Doctor, and it will be given all due consideration. Appreciate it very much.

[Meaning: Malcolm plans to use it and will never, ever give Hicks any credit.]

2nd piece of paperwork delivered. Because he's being particularly twatish heavenonthemind April 13 2010, 17:37:35 UTC

To: Minister Tucker
From: Chief of Finance, Judas

Body:

Did you receive my permissions form?

FU JUDAS f_ckitybye April 13 2010, 18:08:01 UTC

To: Chief of Finance, Judas
From: Minister Tucker

Body:

Yes.

LOL heavenonthemind April 13 2010, 18:09:14 UTC

To: Minister Tucker
From: Chief of Finance, Judas

Body:

Good. I assume everything is ironed out then.

thinks: something is gonna be fucking "ironed", all right. f_ckitybye April 13 2010, 18:11:54 UTC

To: Chief of Finance, Judas
From: Minister Tucker

Body:

Ironed out? Oh, I reckon so.

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