i havent been sovber for 10minutes ijn the past 15 hours
soo good
i love drinking whiskey at 11:50

tight huh:?
now kids don't live my life.
please?
promise?

Too pure to die is soo funny.

"i rather leave with these X's on my hands than you"
hahahahaha
so perfect.
faskjflkas
the substitue teacher likes good music.
eg
The postal service
Modest mouse
Bright eyes
etc..

:)

so friday nick, jeff, christian, ehren, christians girl friend, and i got really really drunk at christians house. it was so much fun. than nick and i went over to liz's house and i licked her arm a lot and it felt like she punched me in the eye. it hurt soo much. than nick straddled me and stuff. it was cool. we went back to christians to find ( Read more... )

HOLY FUCK I HATE LIVEJOURNAL ( Read more... )

i pretty much hate everything/everyone right now.
it's so awesome
maybe except Killzone... or my band.
and i hate how mike copies me to the fucking max.
he even went out and bought the same hair spray and is getting the same haircut.

WTF!

for christmas i want:

a plane ticket to halifax.
or a gun.

life would be sweet.

mimi says:
you really know how to make me feel shitty. night.

hahaha yeah mimi all i do is make you feel shitty.
i'm never nice to you and all i do is hurt your feelings.
i can't believe you actually said that.

Meat Wallet

A fat stanking pair of pussy lips, often bigger than a kangaroos. The meat wallet is usually dark brown in color and smells like 3 month old roast beast.

"Trimble smacked his rocks off grandma's meat wallet feverishly before shooting his moon cheese up the great divide."


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jeff says: "can i go to brandons"
jeff's parents says:"is he the kid that looks like a girl"
jeff says: "yeah"
jeff's parents says: "sure"

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