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[eyesof_thesun]

Lee? If you're reading this, please tell Gai-sensei I will not be able to make it for training today. I seem to have caught a bug.

... And. If you would be so kind, I find myself craving a wheat shake. This is embarrassing.

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[dandyfool]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! D8

[eyesof_thesun]

... What?

[dandyfool]

I've just learned that we're all pregnant. ;_;

[eyesof_thesun]

... You're joking. It is not possible for men to be pregnant.

[greatgreenbeast]

I shall inform him with speed and dispatch!

Are you sure you are alright, Neji-kun? The last time you were absent due to sickness, I believe you had been de-aged into a six-year-old body. And I will be overjoyed to create a delectably nutritious shake for you~! ...but you hate those things. This lends credibility to my theory of something being wrong with your mind. Again.

[eyesof_thesun]

My thanks.

No, I am not alright. I'm nauseous and miserable. If this is another community virus, I shall strangle something. I know. Now shut up.

[weapons_fetish]

Neji? Are you sick? Now that's something you don't see everyday.

[eyesof_thesun]

Unfortunately, I am. My apologies for not being to attend the training session today.

((OH. MY. GOD. TENTEN. ♥ x 853258235345))

[weapons_fetish]

Hey, don't worry about it. Just make sure to get well soon, alright? I'm not sure how long I can keep Lee and Gai-sensei from forcing me to train with them.

If you want I can go over and keep you company. Must be boring to be stuck up in your room.

[YOU WERE MY INSPIRATION TO APP HER. ♥ x 102954098375098348]

[eyesof_thesun]

You've forgotten the times I was stuck with them while you were off on another mission.

... If it wouldn't trouble you.

((sdf;oisdf Really? 0_o Omg, you just make me feel horribly guilty for not bringing Neji out more often. XD But lkfdsfjjf ♥♥♥))

[passthesake]

You too then?

[eyesof_thesun]

... Yes. You know something of this, Hokage-sama?

[passthesake]

Apparently it's some damned virus making us all pregnant or giving us the symptoms of a pregnancy. Activate your Byakugan and check for yourself. I already had Hinata over to confirm my fears... now to go yell at Jiraiya....

((Strike illegible.))

[eyesof_thesun]

... There is nothing. The chakra is all my own.