I don't think cleats are very much use on this raft..but I'm not sure I own any other kind of shoe..

[eyepatch21]

So, um... I've decided to explore the ocean! A little sudden, maybe, haha... but, um... well, a-actually I guess I don't have a choice... Hiruma-san said he was going to take us on another, um, what did he call it? Extreme Death Training Cruise? I think it was something like that... Well, in any case, when I woke up I was on this raft, so... here I

Comments

[justice_giraffe]

Hi! I'm new here too.

If you do find a pizza place that delivers to ships could you let me know? I foolishly left my team mate in charge of the grocery shopping and now we have more booze than food >_>

[agent_wolf]

...No, I've met him.

[eyepatch21]

Oh, that's good! Or, um, maybe it's not...? Some people don't get along with Hiruma-san very well...

[agent_wolf]

Hehehe. Some people don't get along with me very well either, kid.

[eyepatch21]

But you don't seem to be that bad! I-I like you! even if you sort of remind me of Hiruma-san a little...

[agent_wolf]

...You do?

That's a new one.

[eyepatch21]

Well, yes...! Sh-shouldn't I...?

[agent_wolf]

You can if you want, it's just that most people don't.

[eyepatch21]

Oh. Well. Okay, then I like you!!

[agent_wolf]

...Huh...

...I like you too? Or whatever...

[eyepatch21]

Oh good!! You can come meet my teammates (if I ever find them), I bet you would like them too!! There's Monta, he's just as sort as me, and sort of looks like a monkey, and Kurita-san, he's really, um, large, and Musashi-san, he has really cool hair and he kicks well!! And some other people too!

[agent_wolf]

You can't find your teammates either? I've just got one at the moment; we're looking for the others.

...Not that, uh, I care if we find them again or anything...I'm just sick of hanging out on this godforsaken floating butter tub with a giraffe fixated on bad interior design.

[eyepatch21]

Y-you're floating in a butter tub with a giraffe...? That must be... troublesome...

[agent_wolf]

...Well, it's not a real tub of butter. It's a boat. It just really sucks, is all.

And he's only a giraffe sometimes.

But yeah, it's lame.

[eyepatch21]

He's only a... sometimes...?

Is that what you mean by lame? Because I would think that would be terribly inconvenient... giraffes take up a lot of room, I would imagine...

[agent_wolf]

Yeah. I'm only a wolf sometimes, and he's only a giraffe sometimes. When we want to be. That's how it works.

It's lame because giraffes are stupid. But yeah, they do take up a lot of room.