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[eyecwutudidthar]

"Happy Valentine Daze, Aquarius! In my search for the counsel that would be of greatest help to your love life in the coming months, I decided on this observation by psychologist Albert Ellis: "The art of love is largely the art of persistence." I hope you take that in the spirit in which I'm offering it. It's not meant to suggest that you will be

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[feelgood_oncall]

..."Burning" and "churning" are usually adjectives I hear in reference to STDs.

[eyecwutudidthar]

Soooo...the jacuzzi plan, then?

[stop_calling]

I think it is telling you to start a frappaccino cart. That would be pretty badass.

[eyecwutudidthar]

A frappaccino cart...with a jacuzzi?!?! HOLY SHITTTTTT--

[stop_calling]

Unsanitary. But I think there's a market.

[eyecwutudidthar]

Lots of fun things are unsanitary, MACNA. That's PART of why they're fun.