With regards to the future

[exxorcyst]

Much of my childhood was spent dispensing indiscriminate justice to any and all household pests. I like to think I've mellowed out some, but just yesterday I totally bitch-smacked a fly out of midair with a sandal. It somehow managed to get up, and I was so impressed that I opened a window and ushered it outside. In hindsight, I probably should

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[exxorcyst]

Or I could glue a bunch of them together to create a fly-smashing hammer of doom +1