Phone Calls
Title: Phone Calls
Fandom: Ace Attorney series
Character/Pairing: Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright
Rating: PG for an allusion to condoms.
Summary: Phoenix has an unusual hobby.
Author's Notes: Yeah, idk either. Written for mission_insane Crack//Phone Call.
Edgeworth stared at the caller ID with nothing short of animosity. This was the fifth time he had seen Wright’s ID come up.
He considered not answering, since all the other times were merely pranks, but thinking of the ‘boy who cried wolf’ scenario made him pick it up.
“What, Wright? What could you possibly want for a fifth time?”
“No, really, Edgeworth; it’s important this time,” he reassured.
A sigh. “What?”
“It has nothing to do with condoms again, I promise.”
“It had better not be, Wright.”
There was a brief silence on the other end of the line. “…Is your refrigerator running?”
“What?”
“Well, you better go catch it!”
Edgeworth was left completely dumbfounded.