traumatised

[extemporanea]

Last night I dreamed I proposed to Tom Cruise. Why don't I get the good celeb dreams, like scroob does? So not fair. It was one of those annoying, edgy dreams where I was perfectly aware that this was a Really Bad Idea, but did it anyway in a sort of half-assed haze of hopefulness. And he accepted, too, with all the clearly fake plastic enthusiasm

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The horror, the horror

[anonymous]

My sincerest sympathies on the Tom proposal dream. Very distressing, and no doubt a cosmic warning that the day ahead was going to be somewhat fraught. I suggest a kind but firm warning to your subconscious that Tom is *not* your nocturnal fantasy visitor of choice. Feel free to borrow George instead; he's really very good at the job.

scroob

Re: The horror, the horror

[extemporanea]

Thank you for the George loan - I hope my subconscious takes you up on it. It strikes me that what any nocturnal celeb fantasy visitor really needs is a sense of humour, so he should work well.

Re: The horror, the horror

[anonymous]

That's it exactly - the humour. Not Tom's forte, exactly.

[herne_kzn]

Eew, squick. You have my deepest sympathies (as well as my deep suspicions, what have you done with my Extemporanea you Tom Cruise fantasiser you).
Having trouble picturing you all (hennad/hennaed/behennad) up.
Have a plune-grooving day