my cat hates me

[extemporanea]

Things Hobbit has killed recently:

1. Two geckos.
   
2. Several moths and a sort of demented cranefly thingy, loudly, at 2am.
   
3. The sleeper chair in my study, repeatedly.
   
4. The living room carpet, repeatedly.
   
5. My hand, repeatedly.
   
6. My left foot, when I incautiously moved it under the blankets at 4.30am this morning. (I awoke abruptly, flung my calf into cramp,

Comments

[bronchitikat]

Would Hobbit wear a collar? There used to be an electronic 'recognition' thingy which involved the cat wearing a collar with a device on it which would be recognised by another device on the cat flap, which would then allow the cat flap to be used. No 'recognition', no entry.

At least the whole shebang got patented, whether it got to manufacture . . . I remember this because on the patent it stated that the 'recognition' mechanism could also be used to detect (and possibly destroy?) incoming missiles* - a system which I thought might appear to your sense of whimsy, or some such.

Love the Wol cushion.

*That's missiles as in ICBMs, not incoming via the cat flap!

I can help you with that

[first_fallen]

Let me know when I can pick him up :-)