bring on your moated grange

[extemporanea]

I am sternly informed by my fellow New Year celebrants from last night that I am not in fact permitted to consider the burglary the first act of the new year, but the last act of the old one. To which I say, gee, thanks, 2012. Way to exit with an over-dramatic flounce like a complete arsehole.

We had the usual giant multi-course New Year meal for

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[rumint]

Argh! What's that, like the 8th time you've been burgled?

[extemporanea]

It is deeply tragic to contemplate the fact that we have been burgled so many times that I have genuinely lost count. I should tag all the inevitable burglary-whinging posts with a catlike-thump tag so I can call them up at a whim in order to contemplate their ongoing awfulness.