My late papa was always very fond of reciting that deliberately pretentious and jargonistic version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" which goes as follows:
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
How do I ponder thy nature specific,
Poised up above in the ether capacious,
Closely resembling a gem carbonaceous.
As a child I always heard "ether
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I had a very similar response to ether capacious, further confirming my dark suspicions about our youthful minds.
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Did your family also have a tradition of "gladly the cross-eyed bear"? Because if so, I'm almost certainly your Super Sekrit Aunt.
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She also taught me...
Rump Steak tiddly ache
Super skinny bomsha
Esatilly mamakwa
Dogatilly kwa kwa
I still have no idea what it means!
But the best thing she taught me (by far) was:
Ooey goey custard, nice phlegm pie
Dead dogs' liver and squashed cats eye
Dry blood sandwiches piled up thick
All washed down with a nice cup of sick
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Eeeuw.
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PS: An "ethakapacious" just sounds like some kind of rapacious, big-jawed dinosaur to me.
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The Guild packs actually a fair wallop of plot into their super-short episodes, and they really repay a re-watch for the detail.
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scroob
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My mother's grandmother had invention along similar lines from a hymn tune: "Pity mice in Plicity." She used to get terribly upset about all the poor little unhappy mice in Plicity, which she conceived of as a sort of mouse jail.
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