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extemporanea

Ruthless Rhymes for Stupid Students, III

Apr 15, 2005 14:53

You're handing in your essay late?
A trap-door drops you to your fate.
In noisome water, in the dark,
while gnawed by leeches, eel and shark
please spend your time in contemplation:
you should have done the preparation.I suppose I should hasten to add, in the interests of political correctness, and in the unlikely event that any of my students ( Read more... )

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You just need exercise .... bumpycat April 17 2005, 14:53:56 UTC

:) So just start running. Or go to kung fu.

Re: You just need exercise .... extemporanea April 17 2005, 20:19:35 UTC

pthhtbt! *noise of small, ladylike raspberry* Yes, I do need exercise, but not running. I dashed into Woolworths last night, only to fall into a hole in the parking lot and sprain my ankle (again, the same one as the last two times.) No rapier this afternoon owing to pain and stiffness. My body knows I need exercise and is determined to make sure I don't get it by breaking at psychologically-timed intervals. Damned body.