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So yeats and I discussed this whole ridic storyline about Johnny Weir: Single Father. He ruthlessly tamps down on his romantic life to care for his daughter (whom we have called Lila), and is the best father ever! She needs a skating coach! Enter Stéphane Lambiel.

... so anyway, copy and pasted from an email I sent her once:

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[aurora_84]

Eventually Stéphane gets her a tortoise.
♥_♥

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I don't know why I find the idea of tortoises so hilarious! Lila's like, "That's not a REAL pet" and then it moves and pulls its head in and Johnny can see the hearts in her eyes.

[jocondite]

Awwww. ♥ That's adorable.

(I never had a thing for kidfic either! This fandom is crazy).

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This is the craziest fandom ever. I just want all the stories about kids and curtains and whatever and sometimes I look up and make a 'wtf' face at myself. WTF SELF.

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We have decided that he's so awesome it's UNBEARABLE. Lila brings sushi to school and it never goes bad! Johnny has put a COOLER PACK in her lunchbox. He thinks of everything basically.

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AHAHAHA OH GOD. Evan would be the most clueless and well-meaning father ever. I bet he has Fatherly Rituals.

(That is the nature of their dynamic. ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME.)

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GET ONLINE WOMAN.

[scoradh]

But why not Evan?

I'm sorry. I'm so one-track about this but EVAN EVAN EVAN.

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Because STEPHANE. STEPHANE STEPHANE STEPHANE.

I am equally one-track, ahhh, you should not apologise! I have become a rabid OTP-er oh my god. SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM.