Voicemail/E-Mail

[exspeedydotcom]

"Hey, you've reached Roy. I'm not able to answer the phone right now, so if you'll leave a message I'll hit you back soon as I can, okay?"

*BEEP*

Comments

[blondecanary]

Sucky week.

Tell me fun things!

[exspeedydotcom]

Yesterday was all sunny and warm, today the snow's coming down in buckets?

[blondecanary]

Windy and rainy in Gotham!

...any smoochies? Any prospect of smoochies? Anyone I need to warn not to hurt you?

[exspeedydotcom]

Karla seems to think I'm bi? I don't even know

[blondecanary]

Thanks, Roy. As distractions went? That one was awesome.

Is this about anything that happened when you were a girl?

[exspeedydotcom]

No? I don't think so. He was not about to tell Dinah about his vibrator, oh my God. I think she's kinda crazy?

[blondecanary]

Well, yes. Could be messing with you.

'Cause you'd tell me if you were bi, right?

[exspeedydotcom]

I don't see how that's relevant?

It didn't count if you liked girls like 95% of the time, right?

I don't get why Karla would think that at all...

[blondecanary]

Hmm. Dunno. She freaked out when she was a guy. Her world is very ALL BOY or ALL GIRL.

Not really Kinsey scale kinda place.

When did she mention this?

Now Dinah was just curious.

[exspeedydotcom]

Well maybe she should check that out? It was like a week or so ago, she left a voicemail.

[blondecanary]

She's in Sex Ed with Sherlock Holmes this semester. That's gotta be informative.

Want me to ask?

Actually, Dinah would be asking, whether Roy wanted her to or not, at some point when it would cheer up both her and Karla.

[exspeedydotcom]

THE Sherlock Holmes?

And you can, if you want? I should probably find out what was up with that sometime myself, though

[blondecanary]

Not sure? She says he's really arrogant. She had a run-in with him last semester. Could be a different version?

Also, she was not about to mention running into a girl Robin to Roy. Not under the circumstances she did.

Maybe in another month or so.

Yeah, it's a good question. V. Weird.

New boyfriend okay with my powers, things going good there.

[exspeedydotcom]

Why is everyone else getting laid more than me?

Roy was just going to facepalm when he realized he'd really just sent that message to Dinah, yes.

[blondecanary]

Dinah's eyes got big, and she started laughing. Hard.

Not quite there *yet*!

And I dunno? You asking them?

Who else getting luckier than me and you?*

[exspeedydotcom]

In for a penny, in for a pound, right? Probably everyone! I've only had sex once in a year. A YEAR. And that was terrible.