The End of the World

[exrandu]

So they're booting up the Large Hadron Collider tomorrow.  If you don't know what that is, long story short is there is an approximately 1-in-80-billion chance that it will create a black hole and swallow our planet.  That doesn't seem very likely, until you consider that the chance that we exist here to begin with is approximately 1-in-10^52.

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[brimstone_crow]

See, we all knew science would be the death of us all.....

[brimstone_crow]

Oh Snap.... they are European scientists that are doing this..... French ones at THAT.... we are all screwed...

So what does one do on the eve of the end of the world..... I am not sure but I think it has something to do with booze and hookers both in copious amounts.

[stardustangel06]

think so?

[jacobford]

The world won't end this way, because this has nothing to do with the presidential elections--and we all know Obama is the Antichrist.

But as long as we're being honest with each other and spewing trivial niceties, I admire your taste in books. Even though I'm mostly responsible.

[knightofthorns]

I'd be more apt to believe Palin is the Antichrist. I mean, speaking in tongues? Come on!

[jacobford]

But she's a good Christian! She believes in creationism, she slays moose, she support abstinance-only education...if anything, we need to keep our eyes on that virgin daughter of hers, the one who has mysteriously become pregnant. That redneck kid? He's not the father. Palin's just trying to keep her daughter safe by hiding the truth. Clearly this is something divine. Or maybe infernal. But probably divine.

[stardustangel06]

So since they didn't make the earth into a black hole, they're gonna try again i hear?

[hoopajoop]

Large Hadron Collider did WTC, Ex.