Man I love my creative poetry class. It is full of lols. "Excellent use of 'lick'. ... Horrible use of 'monkey'." Also, we scared away the DID girl who went catatonic anytime she heard the word "sex" >____> she abruptly left during a conversation about Fraggle Rock ( Read more... )

The hamsters have to have some kind of bizarre dominance issue over who gets to go through the tubes first, because every time I've caught them fighting it's been near the entrance to one. And they'll do this staredown thing for a few seconds; sometimes one will suddenly go ZOOP into the tunnel, closely followed by the outraged brother ( Read more... )

Okay, so I have been Timming like a madwoman. I have not been playing St. John Allerdyce at all becuase I am lazy and negligent and I never talk to Jeri anymore *weepz* BUT, yesterday on dear_mun I saw another one! From hell-wisconsin! Which is run by a trif.. quadro... RECTANGLE OF EVIL, Jeri Karra Kay and Dele! So I thought to myself, "Perhaps that is Jeri! I'll have ( Read more... )

Winston died. I don't care if he was a hamster: I don't like holding something small and helpless and bleeding as it dies, something that made me pretty happy on a daily basis just by being alive and around. I know I'm a shitty and negligent pet owner. I know he was gonna die sooner or later. Fuck you. I can still cry about it.

For the second time in as many months, I'm wearing a cheongsam and impractical shoes and have teetered my way down to Sinclair to help out in some stupid cultural festival, only to find that somehow I have the dates mixed up because some other group is hanging out in the Student Activity Center and there are no Chinese people around ( Read more... )

(These are the same two guys who didn't want to wait for Odysseus, incidentally.)

Me: Hey, I brought this book, The 101 Most Influential People That Never Lived, because Apollo and Dionysus and a bunch of other people are on it. ... Also, Buffy is #46 lol ( Read more... )

ooooh
yeah
Hey, Peter does still have some gaps in his homoerotic experience
WHY DID I JUST ANNOUNCE THAT?

lol wat

and gah, defamer. But that is the hardest I have laughed at it in a long time.

To recap: I hate Jessica's parents. They are scum to me. They represent to me the worst about Chinese filial culture in America, whether it's hitting Jessica with rulers, systematically undermining her self-esteem, berating her for failing to achieve top marks in trivial academic courses (like the time they screamed at her for not getting a high ( Read more... )

In hallway ...
Girl: "That's hot. I wish Alex would wear my pants."

In Mythology in Literature class ...
[talking about Penelope and Odysseus]
Teacher: "Would you wait 20 years for a man?"
Two guys, instantly: "No."

If you already know about this I will be sheepish. Holy crap, Microsoft-sponsored ARG o___O