[Action post! Auditions in the ampitheater!]

[explosion_array]

Just sit yourself down here and wait until my associates arrive and we get this business started~  *Lina said as she let go of Yuki in the front row of the ampitheater, then walked over and hoisted herself up on stage; people were just starting to file in, but she was certainly willing to repeat herself for this*

All of you who are here just this

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[nagatodotexe]

*silently passing out packets*

[im_in_despair]

All right, everyone! Try and capture the true despair of Shakespeare!

I'll be grading your performance on a scale of 1 to 5.

[da_beat_is_on]

*Player Lina has ensnared a passerby!*

*flipflip* Sweet! I'mma do the skull guy!

*delivered at top volume in lieu of any actual acting skills*

When I stole some ol' guy's shoes
He clawed me inna tush,
An' stepped all up in my turf
An' ... uh. So I gave 'em back?

[im_in_despair]

2!

[explosion_array]

*holds up a sign that says 2 as well*

So, I'm thinking... there's got to be a fool in this play, right? Like, Guildenstern or someone.

[im_in_despair]

Honestly, a 2 is about all we can expect from this population.