Pranks Not Dead
Unsurprisingly enough, I did not see Fantastic Four on opening night last Wednesday and did not have much to say about it. Which means that my tiring classes and addiction to erotic giraffe literature have not gotten in the way of my writing a review and that I am not setting it aside for the moment, to share you this:
Eight Moronic Things to Say at the Neil Gaiman Fully Booked Events!
8. Spray him in the face with a water spritzer, then when he complains say, "Isn't that how you guys get Punk'd in London?"
7. "Hey Alan, I love Watchmen! You know, those scenes with Rorschach and the therapist are my absolute favorite. Don't you think you're being unfairly critical of the values of Victorian-era England. I mean, I understand if you see them as puritanical but you have to admit that --- Hey Alan, did you get a haircut?"
6. "Can you guess 576 million things that J.K. Rowling has that you don't? Hint: It's in her bank account."
5. "So I have to ask, did you really sleep with Tori Amos or what?"
4. "Those Harry Potter comics were GREAT! Can you write some more?"
3. Throw a baseball at his face and yell, "THAT's for Todd McFarlane!"
2. "My girlfriend is a really big fan of yours, Neil. How about we make a trade, I'll give you some of her underwear if you give ME yours..." *Silence of the Lambs-style slurping and raise eyes suggestively*
1. "Hey Neil, what's with the pentel pen? WHY ARE YOU WRITiNG ON MY COMICS!?!?! THEY'RE NOT IN MINT CONDITION ANYMORE!"
Eight Moronic Things to Say at the Neil Gaiman Fully Booked Events!
8. Spray him in the face with a water spritzer, then when he complains say, "Isn't that how you guys get Punk'd in London?"
7. "Hey Alan, I love Watchmen! You know, those scenes with Rorschach and the therapist are my absolute favorite. Don't you think you're being unfairly critical of the values of Victorian-era England. I mean, I understand if you see them as puritanical but you have to admit that --- Hey Alan, did you get a haircut?"
6. "Can you guess 576 million things that J.K. Rowling has that you don't? Hint: It's in her bank account."
5. "So I have to ask, did you really sleep with Tori Amos or what?"
4. "Those Harry Potter comics were GREAT! Can you write some more?"
3. Throw a baseball at his face and yell, "THAT's for Todd McFarlane!"
2. "My girlfriend is a really big fan of yours, Neil. How about we make a trade, I'll give you some of her underwear if you give ME yours..." *Silence of the Lambs-style slurping and raise eyes suggestively*
1. "Hey Neil, what's with the pentel pen? WHY ARE YOU WRITiNG ON MY COMICS!?!?! THEY'RE NOT IN MINT CONDITION ANYMORE!"