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suho/chen

[anonymous]

(551): My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie

(from here: http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-51253.html)

Chen as the student, Suho as a TA, please and thank you :*

foolproof plan (1/?)

[anonymous]

There’s only one thing about Jongdae’s required literature class that makes getting up at 8 AM worth it, and that’s his T.A., Kim Joonmyun. All kind smiles and an unrelenting enthusiasm that would usually drive Jongdae nuts so early in the morning, is actually kind of strangely endearing. When Joonmyun rattles on about how Shakespeare utilizes iambic pentameter, Jongdae finds himself listening with much more rapt attention than he gives anything else. He knows that it’s because of Joonmyun, in his perfectly pressed button-ups and shining eyes, and not the fact that Jongdae has any actual interest in Shakespeare’s thousand sonnets

foolproof plan (2/?)

[anonymous]

*

"I can't believe you actually did it!" Lu Han exclaims. He looks half amazed, half disturbed.

"I said I would, why do none if you believe me?" Jongdae demands.

"Because you gave your T.A. a nude photo." Kyungsoo, on the other hand, just looks disturbed. "What if he reports you?"

Jongdae opens his mouth and then shuts it. The possibility never even occurred to him. Kyungsoo rolls his eyes and says, “Now I hope he does, because you’d deserve it. Joonmyun’s really nice, and you’re trying to cheat your way into a good grade.”

“He actually likes Joonmyun though,” Lu Han says, flashing Jongdae a grin when Jongdae glares at him. “You should see him whenever he talks about him. So lovesick. It’s kind of gross.”

“Shut up,” Jongdae hisses. He chucks the remote off the coffee table at Lu Han’s head. Lu Han ducks, laughing, and Jongdae slumps back into the couch. “Anyway, Joonmyun’s too nice, he probably won’t report me without confronting me about it, first

foolproof plan (3/?)

[anonymous]

Jongdae would glare but he’s too tired. “You look annoyingly cheerful,” he returns and Joonmyun just smiles over the rim of his cardboard cup. “How do you manage to look so--” Jongdae quickly bites down the word cute because hitting on his T.A. at 7:30 in the morning isn’t really part of his plan for the day, “--so...awake?” he finishes lamely instead. Fuck, he’s a mess. It just figures he’d see Joonmyun so early on a day when Jongdae feels like there’s something growing in his hair and he’s got dark, hideous circles under his eyes that could rival Zitao’s. He doesn’t even have a good excuse; he’d just been up playing video games with Chanyeol until three in the morning

foolproof plan (4/?)

[anonymous]

So instead, Jongdae does the work as well as he can, and he turns in his draft with a smile and leaves before Joonmyun can catch him in conversation.

What Jongdae doesn't expect is his draft to be returned with a small note from Joonmyun.

I feel like this is missing something your other essays had. Let me know if you need help. :)

Jongdae reads that message over multiple times, but the only conclusion he can come to is the Joonmyun's referring to the photo. He's realized, by now, that Joonmyun's not a pushover, that the photos probably haven't been helping him get a good grade at all because Joonmyun's not the mind of person to take the bribe. But then, maybe, Joonmyun hasn't mentioned the photos because he has been keeping them for himself.

Jongdae could just ask him about it. But instead he staples a new photo to his next assignment, a short reaction to Act II of King Lear, and, after a moment's hesitation, scribbles across the bottom, I hope this is more like what you're looking for.It’s like ever since Jongdae started sending

foolproof plan (5/6)

[anonymous]

He’s gotten used to not expecting Joonmyun to say anything about the photos, so when he gets the draft back, he almost drops it in shock. Scrawled at the bottom of his draft is: this is good, but I think it could be better. Come see me after class.And that’s it, that’s what Jongdae’s been waiting for. He spends the entirety of the lecture with anxiety bubbling in his stomach and he can barely look at Joonmyun without thinking about what might happen after class. Jongdae doesn’t take many notes that day, absentmindedly scribbling in his notebook instead, and when Joonmyun dismisses them, he nearly trips over himself in his haste to get out

foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

"Why didn't you ever say anything about the photos?" Jongdae asks. It's later in the day, after all of Jongdae's classes have ended and Joonmyun has a break before his evening lecture. They'd spent most of the hour making out in Jongdae's bed, which was a wonderful surprise. He hadn't expected Joonmyun to show up at his dorm and nearly manhandle him to his room.

"At first I just thought it was an accident," Joonmyun admits, "but then you kept sending them, and honestly, I wasn't sure what to do. Other than the fact that I didn't exactly mind getting them, so I guess I didn't say anything in case you stopped?" He flushes, looking embarrassed, and presses his face into Jongdae's shoulder.

"If you liked them you should have said so! I could have sent you them personally." Jongdae waggles his eyebrows.

Joonmyun snorts. "I think I have enough to last me awhile."

"You kept them?" Jongdae squeaks, not sure if he's delighted or embarrassed.

Joonmyun gives him a look like "duh," and then leans up to kiss him, slowly. "Maybe I'll help you

Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

Not op but I am legit speechless.

I don't even ship this pairing but fuck it was cute and naughty at the same time.

Well done anon!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

Would love to read a sequel from this verse about Yifan. :)

op!!!

[anonymous]

i haven't read this yet but i love you already

Re: op!!!

[anonymous]

IT'S PERFECT ;A;;;;;;;;;;

/SHOWERS YOU IN HEARTS

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Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

not op, but i loved this!!! it was funny and adorable, so thank you, anon~

Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

anon this is all sorts of ridiculous and cute and hilarious and perfect! i loved it :D

Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

omg i,d die if i got a nude pic from either of em

woww gosh so cute and i love it yayyyy<3<3

Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

s c r e a min g!!!!! THIS IS SO CUTE N FUNNY I LOVE IT

Re: foolproof plan (6/6)

[anonymous]

ANON THIS IS SO CUTE