Castiel’s Guide to Wooing a Winchester (Dean/Castiel, PG-13)

Jan 15, 2011 15:39

Title: Castiel’s Guide to Wooing a Winchester
Author: exmanhater
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Spoilers: up to mid-season five, vaguely
Word Count: 2,600
Summary: Castiel had never doubted that he was meant for Dean. Getting Dean to see it proved another matter entirely.
A/N: Written for the fourth round of Secret Angels at deancastiel, originally ( Read more... )

genre: crack/humor, pairing: dean/castiel, rating: pg-13, fandom: spn, oneshot

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anonymous June 1 2012, 19:31:25 UTC
“We live together, and you buy groceries for me, and get me dead man’s blood, and cherry pie when you think I need a pick-me-up, and I buy clothes for you sometimes even though you don’t need them, and I told you I loved you when neither of us were naked, and oh my god, I’m married,”

Seriously, I love the 'dead man's blood' part in there amongst all the normal stuff... awesome!

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exmanhater June 2 2012, 04:32:52 UTC
It's true, Winchester-normal is never going to be like the rest of the world's normal :) Thanks for commenting!

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conartist879 August 12 2012, 03:01:53 UTC
“Oh my god,” Dean said. “We live together.”

Castiel met Dean’s gaze in the rear view mirror. “Well, not precisely,” he said, wondering why Dean seemed so shaken. “I don’t technically live anywhere, and neither do you.”

Sam laughed quietly. “He means the car, Cas.”

Of course - the Impala was the closest thing to a home that Dean had, and now Castiel spent almost as much time in it as Dean and Sam. He looked at Dean.

“We live together, and you buy groceries for me, and get me dead man’s blood, and cherry pie when you think I need a pick-me-up, and I buy clothes for you sometimes even though you don’t need them, and I told you I loved you when neither of us were naked, and oh my god, I’m married,” Dean said in a panicked rush.

Sam laughed again, a loud wheezing noise this time, while Castiel stared huffily at Dean.

“You did say forever, Dean,” he said. “It’s not like this should be a surprise to you.”

I would just like to inform you that I love you for writing this and it is amazing. That is all.

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exmanhater August 12 2012, 04:56:35 UTC
Aw, thank you! I'm so glad you liked it :)

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ale_minion August 24 2012, 00:42:14 UTC
I love fics with Cas wooing Dean and this one is so freaking awesome! It's adorable and funny and makes me all happy! *-*

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exmanhater August 24 2012, 23:31:02 UTC
Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed this one - I'm very fond of Cas wooing Dean, too :)

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npetrenko March 24 2013, 21:47:05 UTC
Cute.

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exmanhater March 25 2013, 03:51:42 UTC
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it :)

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devilishdestiny August 30 2013, 01:29:06 UTC
D'awwwwww. :)

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exmanhater September 1 2013, 19:41:08 UTC
Thank you!

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