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the perfect life...
as most people know, I'm a sucker for two things: Children's cartoons and cooking shows... sometimes I sit around and think about what my perfect life would be... well, cartoons don't enter much into it, but I've always wanted my own cooking show... despite not having any sort of culinary training other than watching said shows, that's probably not ( Read more... ) -
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so I keep talking about my friend Mikey that's a chef downtown... his restaurant is called Chew, but he has another one that opened up recently... I don't know how it's spelled but it's pronounced "Orsé"
either way, he was recently on Good Morning Jacksonville... shit was bonkers!
I was kind of disappointed it wasn't a demonstration... shit had ( Read more... ) -
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after watching LOTR, I gotta admit...I never found Liv Tyler all that attractive... I mean, if you're trying to get intimate with Aragorn (who is slightly less handsome than me) and the best facial expressions you can come up with make you look half retarded, then you're outta luck, tramp... besides, the only people tryna get into elf pants are ( Read more... ) -
I have summoned you here for a purpose....
It turns out I lied... July 19 is not the actual date for me wilding out, but July 18 since it is the Saturday of the weekend and shit and all ( Read more... ) -
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I was talking to an old friend today while buying kitchen gadgets... yes, I'm gangster like that... (if anyone wants fresh made pasta in a week or two holler)... and I realized that I haven't written any new songs in a while... so here it go... "Rhymin on a Budget 101" courtesy of Def Jam ( Read more... ) -
Truest shit ever
ya know... I was only going to do one post this year... but there's some shit that's been on my mind that I gotta get out...
for truezzles...
I can't keep pretending anymore...
I think this video about sums it up:
but it goes deeper than plants... I think this applies to all inanimate objects
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