video, day 20, afternoon

[illinest]

[The video clicks on and there's Bro in his dorm, sitting amidst a big colorful pile of some weird puppets. He's got a sewing needle in his mouth and plucks it out after glancing down at the lens.]So I was chillin', right around my way. Then I realized. Not only are y'all some prehistoric culture-shocked goobers but some've you got the most

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[deceptive_lulz]

[Well. Even compared to Mantis' freaky-ass puppets, those were...something. These literally had freaky asses. But hey, these seemed to be a one-of-a-kind thing, and if it helped her homie out, why not?]

What kind of chips are your favorite, chico? Eheheh?

[illinest]

Right now? Feelin' like some Funyuns.

[deceptive_lulz]

[That seemed vaguely familiar. Did she see those at the party? Either way, she was certain she hadn't consumed them before. Rubbing at her bottom lip, she blinked at the screen.] Eheh -- how do you spell that? I was running low on instant noodles and I can go pick some up for you -- if you want?

[illinest]

L-B.

Are you tellin' me you need some foam dick in your life.

[deceptive_lulz]

What? No! Eeheehee! I'm still a virgin, you know!

[Flustered at the question, she scratched awkwardly at the back of her head.]

Just trying to help a homie out, I guess.

[illinest]

Well.

Doesn't mean you can't experiment it up. Get your scientist on.

[deceptive_lulz]

I'll take one, if you insist, but I - probably wouldn't use it for that!

[pause.] Do you use it for that?

[illinest]

'S cool. Smuppets can also be used as platonic accessories. Shit is mad desirable as a fashion statement.

And nah I got my own.

[deceptive_lulz]

[Brow raise.] Somehow, I can't see people getting into wearing foam dicks on their head, eeheehee. But it's not like I have a lot of things to collect here. Make it purple and I'll take one.

[All of the sudden, she was thinking way too hard about this. Huh. Okay, so if you haven't used it like that, how do you even know if it can even be used that way? Even if I'm - inexperienced, to say the least, it just seems like it'd be weird to - uh - stick something like that in certain holes, you know?

[illinest]

People stick weirder things in their orifices y'know.

Anyway this was a big money-maker back home, you feel me? Rakin' in the fucking benjamins off this puppet bullfuck. People wanna do bad things with Elmo, bro.

--Also. Violet or indigo. What shade am I goin' for here?

[deceptive_lulz]

I guess, but it just doesn't seem like - the right kind of material, eeheehee.

[She listened through his explanation, quietly marveling over the fact that she actually understood most of what he was saying.] I don't know who the fuck Elmo is -- heeheehee -- but I guess there's worse ways to survive. [after a beat.]

Uh...something like-- hang on...

[Quickly, she switches to text.]

something like this I guess

[illinest]

Gotcha.

Anyway if it ain't your thing you could always turn that dick around 'n screw it yourself. Smuppets ain't ones to judge.

[deceptive_lulz]

Heehee? But then I'd need a dick to screw it. At least that answers the other question I had on my mind though -- you'd think you'd make more business if you made a vagina puppet too. I suppose that'd work.

[illinest]

[Thank you for allowing him to demonstrate the deepness of a smuppet's ass, LB.

Which he proceeds to.]

Yeah I got you.

[deceptive_lulz]

[That's what friends are for, right? She didnt even seem to mind the display, hell she was curious how deep it went anyway.]

Guess you thought of everything, huh? Heehee!

[illinest]

What can I say. You dabble in the pleasure business you gotta prepare yourself.