517: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

[exceptindreams]

"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"
Hal Sirowitz

"We don't have anything in common,"
I said. "We're two completely different people.
It doesn't make sense to stay together."
But then she started to rub my penis
through my pants, & I suddenly remembered
that we both did like Indian food.

I have just finished compiling the (42 page!) document of all the

Comments

[goldrimisnanswr]

hahahahahaha
wow...

[quixoticjade]

LOL.

[un_sedentary]

LOL nice. It reminds me of the song Breakfast at Tiffany's:

And I said, "What about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's?'"
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kind of liked it."
And I said, "Well that's the one thing we've got."

[jeweledhibiscus]

That was my first thought, too! :D

[exceptindreams]

I had that song running through my head when I posted that poem.

[max_lax]

love that song.

[howeverbrief]

Hahaha, awesome.

[secretsolitaire]

Heh. Nice.