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[excellent_moth]

... Between being eaten and finding underwear in the kitchen again, I believe it's about time I move out. That is, unless I make room in this place through other, messier means.

I trust any open apartment is free for lodging?

Comments

[excellent_moth]

There are alternatives to my moving out, I assure you.

[excellent_moth]

The alternative is sounding better all the time.

[writinurlyrics]

Should you decide to leave and require assistance, one will be available.

[excellent_moth]

I don't have enough things to worry about that.

[oneeyedbeast]

Is there a problem?