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Apr 29, 2011 00:59
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dollpocalypse
November 11 2011, 03:22:00 UTC
"I will get my hands on your AI. Oh, yes. I will."
A beat.
"Also, do you know where I can buy some broccoli? I need some, like, now."
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randomspanish
March 20 2012, 18:49:17 UTC
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A text message came in that day and thanks to misdirection and autocorrect, poor Freddie's meaning was really scrambled.
I would never send anything dismembering! And I'm not telling you my name until you take that back.
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hoorayimrich
March 20 2012, 23:13:13 UTC
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Oh god, what has he done now? Just tell me no one has started a cult dedicated to me, okay?
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Wacky phone day!
wrongkindofsith
March 21 2012, 02:28:26 UTC
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I'm sure all the ferrets will be pleased to hear you don't find them attractive. Why you needed to share it with me on the other hand...
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Re: Wacky phone day!
exactlyaverage
March 21 2012, 02:52:26 UTC
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Wacky Phones
willbethenight
March 21 2012, 02:35:58 UTC
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"I'm not going to wear a corset, no matter how pretty it might make me look and feel."
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A beat.
"Also, do you know where I can buy some broccoli? I need some, like, now."
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A text message came in that day and thanks to misdirection and autocorrect, poor Freddie's meaning was really scrambled.
I would never send anything dismembering! And I'm not telling you my name until you take that back.
Reply
Oh god, what has he done now? Just tell me no one has started a cult dedicated to me, okay?
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I'm sure all the ferrets will be pleased to hear you don't find them attractive. Why you needed to share it with me on the other hand...
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"I'm not going to wear a corset, no matter how pretty it might make me look and feel."
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