Today was way too long ( Read more... )

Most who know me, know that ny nose is exceptionally sensitive to perfumes, to the point of inspiring outright allergic reactions.

The carpet cleaner they use around here smells like kids shampoo. The really obnoxiously fragrant sort.

So, I'm leaving.

Ok, so last thursday I donated blood ( Read more... )

CNET has approved of me to hold a company sponsored Corporate Card.

Now who wants to buy a Lear Jet with me and load it up with guns, booze and women?

Who the fuck entered the 2K (aka the KLF, the Timelords, aka The Jams, aka The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu) single "Fuck the Millenium" into the Apple iTunes CDDB as the follows:

Aritst: The Bull
Album: Shit

Whoever it is, I want their skull as a toilet brush.

About to head out the door for my next race. Wish I could have afforded to stay out in Stockton last night, to make use of the saturday afternoon practice session. Its an unfamiliar track layout, and I've got some new tools to work with - a new shock for the rear, and a new camera to play with.

Confidence is high - we'll see how this one goes.

If my life had a soundtrack, this song would be my Hangover Anthem

A considerable portion of my job involves listening to conversations with people that have been video recorded (uaually by me) and trimming them down to the "god parts" version - where they're sticking to the point, not going off on a tangent, or dessing up the subject matter with a lot of fluff or other superfluous decoration ( Read more... )

Long, long, long ago, I worked in a place where one of my coworkers, a programmer, had a coffee mug. A simple one, emblazoned with the phrase "If you had my job, you'd drink too ( Read more... )

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