i have a gnarly shredache
"i had a dream last night that i brushed my teeth with fundip...oh wait i really did do that!"
SHRED UNIT!
<333

i hate detours

ive decided that emiky and i are the funniest people alive
LET THE PLOTTING BEGIN!!!!
hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha
<3333

calling africa is expensive...woops :/

[name:] lauren ( Read more... )

i want to run away again...

lifes a total bummer

its times like this when i wish i could fast forward through life and get to the good part

i missed my soulmate <3
too bad we're super funny
i love my little pastrami <3
i love my little american cheese <3
i was so happy to see boo last night <3
i love little dodger dog cuz he smiles so god damn much <3 ( Read more... )

"i like to ruin peoples lives"
hahahaha that has to be the best thing that has ever come out of anyones mouth

i hate racist homophobics....
why do people suck so much?

gonna give my heart away
leave it to the other girls to play
give me a reason to love you
for this is the beginning of forever
and ever...