Zombies

[ewigweibliche]

Our friend and neighbor is due to have a baby any day now. Tonight at dinner Bennett wanted to know how the baby was going to get out, "there's no door!" Her vagina, I told him. The same way it got in, said Adam. Cue confused look from Bennett. A man's penis, Adam clarified. Oh sure, like that's going to clarify. "A male and a female are required

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[nimnod]

Holy crap, your 4 year old understands METAPHOR? WOW. *blown away*

[ewigweibliche]

He does actually. But he and his dad talked about metaphor and simile and he totally got it. His vocab is huge, but his ability to feed himself..... well. He wants me to do EVERYTHING for him. Heh.

[sapphire_kittum]

Yesterday Jayden referred to my pregnant belly as an egg. I thought it was cool, like this. Kids are smart!

[msmidge]

He should write a book explaining all this for kids. Cha-ching!

[bunnyborealis]

B knows about the Zombie Gods? Wow! I didn't know about them until I was in my twenties!

[ewigweibliche]

Uh..... there are such things?? Outside of Voudoun etc trances? I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ZOMBIE GODS.

Clearly B is in touch with a current I am not accustomed to.

[bunnyborealis]

Sorry - just my feeble attempt at humor.

[ewigweibliche]

Heh. I figured.

[lopezuna]

Cracking up here with the zombie brains!