Farting = battery...

[evwhore]

... when you do it at a police officer.

While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto" the cop. "The gas," the complaint notes, "was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons."

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[fich]

I'm going to jail.

If they have a three strikes law, I'm going to jail for a long, long time.

[loser_variable]

I have a friend who should be charged with attempted murder, then.

[fich]

He could get the gas chamber.