Not an Onion article

[evwhore]

via boingboing, here's one for JP's make-this-stuff-up tag:

Kentucky Stomper Wants An Apology From Woman He Assaulted

"I don't think it's that big of a deal," Profitt said. "I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you

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[schmengie]

hope he goes to jail. makes it much harder on non idiots like me

[purplehaze9]

Seems like a real bullshit excuse for what he did.

Even if she is basically a professional protester, it just doesn't justify the physical actions taken by the people there.