Practical uses for Twitter

May 18, 2010 16:40

When you need TP for your bunghole. Fortunately someone was able to spare a square:

Last week, he found himself stranded in the third floor toilet of an electronics store in Akihabara with a soiled ass and no toilet paper. So he sent out this tweet: "[Urgently needed] toilet paper in the 3rd floor toilet of Akiba Yodobashi." Five minutes later, ( Read more... )

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gunga_galunga May 18 2010, 23:56:21 UTC
Because using the phone to call the store and have them send someone would have been too 1999.

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el_jefe_rey May 19 2010, 04:33:00 UTC
This is a bad case of TMI, from the description to the situation. Did the article author really need to specify the man had a "soiled ass" in order for us to imagine why he needed toilet paper? The would-be wiper would prefer hundreds/thousands of people to know he needed TP instead of just one- (how about just the next person to come into the bathroom?) Perverse.

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evwhore May 19 2010, 04:52:07 UTC
Heh, this may not be the blog for you, then, but welcome anyway :-)

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el_jefe_rey May 19 2010, 11:25:56 UTC
Well, to clarify, it's not wrong that we know or pass it on. It's possible the guy could have just thought Twitter was the quickest way. I guess for me the 'public' tradeoff would have been too expensive (I don't even have a cell phone, so the argument is moot, really).

I was icked out by the "soiled ass" image somehow but I'm better now...

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el_jefe_rey May 19 2010, 11:33:54 UTC
Oh, and I love the screen capture from the Cornholio episode- I'm curious if you watched it 'when it was on,' reruns, DVD, or other?

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caged_ape May 19 2010, 16:03:46 UTC
Yay for Shitter! (erm....Twitter)

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