The Better Marriage Blanket

[evwhore]

CAUTION: does not protect against skid marks. (I always love the ridiculously exaggerated facial expressions and overacting that you see in this genre of commercial)

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I'm not going to pretend my farts smell like cupcakes, but generally even the bad ones don't bother me too much. However there was this one time in Reno: we were lying in our

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[mickdog]

Two things:

1) I like that it might protect you from chemical weapons as well - that's a selling point!

2) That said, I don't think I could ever give that as a wedding or anniversary present to anyone. But nice try by them. However, I do go to a white elephant xmas party every year and this would be a sweet present for that event.

[ronsrants]

This is horrible. It completely negates the effects of farting and covering your partner's head with the blanket!

-R

[allknight]

I wonder what you ate that night before this fart in Reno?

[evwhore]

If I recall correctly this was the night we now refer to as the infamous Osso Bucco Night.

[allknight]

Nice ;'0