Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

[evilzug]

Staff at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh battled for an hour to disconnect the penis of Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf from a hoover after the diminutive Fringe performer inadvertantly superglued it to the vacuum cleaner’s “attachment”.

According to the Evening Standard, the hoover forms part of Captain Dan’s Circus Of Horrors act, in which he

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[someone_else]

My favorite part about the whole thing is that he's only embarassed about getting his dick glued into the vacuum. It's totally fine that he regularly pulls the vac around with his prick.