idle curiosity

Feb 20, 2008 16:07

Is it wrong that I kinda wanna smear slutkill with chocolate icing and lick her from head to toe until she's clean again?

Well, relatively clean anyway.

wonky, sexual shenanigans

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kingdavey February 21 2008, 00:16:45 UTC
I have no idea who slutkill is, but it sounds like a good idea to me

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evilgrins February 21 2008, 00:17:53 UTC
don't it though?

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hardly_angelic February 21 2008, 01:14:48 UTC
Is it wrong that I kinda wanna smear slutkill with chocolate icing and lick her from head to toe until she's clean again?

Yes, Ray - it's wrong.

Chocolate? What are you thinking, man? Marshmallow creme takes *much* longer to lick off than chocolate. Even butterscotch sauce will do.

Get your head right, bro.

*grin*

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rodshark February 21 2008, 04:23:41 UTC
What are YOU thinking?!?! Marshmellow creme and facial hair DO NOT MIX! Under any circumstances! *lol*

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evilgrins February 22 2008, 04:30:16 UTC
Marshmallow? Yuck!

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rodshark February 21 2008, 04:25:53 UTC
It's only wrong if you don't do the gentlemanly thing...

Which is to offer to help clean her off in the shower later on.

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evilgrins February 22 2008, 04:32:22 UTC
I'm sure a shower would be involved at some point...though not necessarily for that reason.

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