I Love my mother...

[eviler0ne]

She taught me two very important lessons....

Don't drink until after 5 pm

and

It's always 5 o clock somewhere.

To wine spritzers with fruit before noon!

Comments

[zombiegoat]

Also, there is no such thing as "too early" if you are on vacation.

[chirallaeon]

"Isn't it a little early for Vodka? It's only 10am."
"Not in Moscow, old boy."
-Tony Stark