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[evilegg]

Our fricken neighbor across the street planted a row of fucking SUNFLOWERS along the OUTSIDE of his fence- which means that they bloom and face MY GODDAMN HOUSE. Why the fuck would he do that? Did I piss him off?
It's like living across the street from a parked school bus.

Comments

[pasquin]

A pity you mowed them. Accidentally.

[bandicoot]

Free sunflower seeds! And he'll never know ;)

[evilegg]

You know what will happen? They will attract squirrels which will attract Tarvis who will then be crossing the street, so: NO. I will take care of these "suns" of bitches by Sunday, you hide-n-watch.

[bandicoot]

I'll keep watch for your picture appearing in my local PO ;p

[putzicus]

Skeet targets?

[evilegg]

Hmmmmm.... Not bad. Sling shot, maybe.

[lemonhd06]

That would make me want to get my shotgun and sit out on the tailgate with a 6 pack waiting for dove to come by.

[evilegg]

I have to retaliate. I'm thinking I might hang windchimes on that side of the house.

[imaheather]

I suggest some horrific statuary: A couple of fat cherubs frolicking with a lobster and a smiling turtle. Next to a lighthouse.

[evilegg]

If I bought that stuff I would be tempted to add it to his Little Shop of Horrors.