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[evil_hand]

Lawyer still hasn't made up with her.

Dammit Lawyer!
Think about someone else for once!
I have needs, too!
I NEED BOOBIES AND I NEED THEM NOW!

Will have to take matters into my own hands. Err, hand. Self.

Wonder if Bouncy's number is in cell phone...Or hot, dead girl's

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[darkviola]

I say you cut yourself off and start a new life with lots of boobies.

[evil_hand]

Nah.
Hard to find boobies as a single hand.
Works much better when attached to angsty lawyers. The ladies loooove the angst.