This is a serious poll.

[evil_authoress]

Poll Retail "Humor"

Mine is a tie between "I just printed it this morning!" when I counterfeit-check $20s, $50s and $100s, and "what about tomorrow?" in response to "your total comes to $____ today."

EDIT: God, how could I have forgotten the one birchsalt mentioned? When an item doesn't scan - "that means it's free, right?" Yeah, go ahead and try to run out that door with a

Comments

[astaria51]

I honestly didn't get too many dumb jokes, but I did get a lot of people who didn't know what gauge their own piercings were, or what gauges even were. Personally I don't think you should be allowed to get pierced without knowing the word "gauge", but, you definitely shouldn't be buying your piercings from Hot Topic if you don't know what gauge to buy.

Or people who would ask if we had bands that weren't up on the Rock Wall, or if we had any more designs by the bands that were. Yes! We ARE stupid! We don't feel it's necessary to put any size of that shirt out on display. Actually, in fact we're hiding all the really awesome Led Zepplin/A7X/Hit The Lights shirts from you. We saw you coming and put them in the back. WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THEM.