Looney Tunes Fic: "The Bunny Always Wins" 1/1
Title: The Bunny Always Wins
Fandom: Looney Tunes
Author: evil_little_dog
Characters/Pairings: Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny
Rating: K+
Word Count: 146
Summary: He’s despicable.
Warnings: N/A
Disclaimer: Don’t I WISH I had something to do with the WB and this.
comment_fic prompt: Looney Tunes, Daffy + Bugs, "You're despicable!"
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It's all his fault, all that stupid rabbit'sfault that his bill is blown to bits, and he's still spitting bird shot from Elmer Fudd's double barrel the next day. And he can't do anything about it - Bugs always gets the upper hand, no matter what he does. Bugs comes out on top, no matter who he faces - the stupid hunter, that scrawny Coyote, that red-mustachioed guy, the monster wearing the sneakers, the little guy in the helmet who claims to be from Mars. It doesn't matter who goes up against Bugs, the bunny always wins.
Daffy stares at his reflection in the mirror, at the holes in his bill, and pulls a face. Yeah, tomorrow, he'll be healed up, and it won't look like anything ever happened to him, but he'll still know -
Bugs is the winner, and everyone else is gonna lose.
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Fandom: Looney Tunes
Author: evil_little_dog
Characters/Pairings: Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny
Rating: K+
Word Count: 146
Summary: He’s despicable.
Warnings: N/A
Disclaimer: Don’t I WISH I had something to do with the WB and this.
comment_fic prompt: Looney Tunes, Daffy + Bugs, "You're despicable!"
X X X
It's all his fault, all that stupid rabbit'sfault that his bill is blown to bits, and he's still spitting bird shot from Elmer Fudd's double barrel the next day. And he can't do anything about it - Bugs always gets the upper hand, no matter what he does. Bugs comes out on top, no matter who he faces - the stupid hunter, that scrawny Coyote, that red-mustachioed guy, the monster wearing the sneakers, the little guy in the helmet who claims to be from Mars. It doesn't matter who goes up against Bugs, the bunny always wins.
Daffy stares at his reflection in the mirror, at the holes in his bill, and pulls a face. Yeah, tomorrow, he'll be healed up, and it won't look like anything ever happened to him, but he'll still know -
Bugs is the winner, and everyone else is gonna lose.
X X X