Basically, exactly what you did is perfect. (Brain re-solidifying.) Sorry I missed your comment, but sooo happy you wrote anyway.
The pot brownies! The pink size 12 shoes! The fact that Rachel packs a strap-on in her luggage! AND HOW THE HELL IS RACHEL/HANNITY SEX SO HOT, BECAUSE IT WAS?! HOLY SHIT. ♥
Fic: "Sin City", NC-17, 1/4
anonymous
March 7 2009, 18:40:27 UTC
It was Rachel's first National Association of Broadcasters convention. She still wasn't quite sure why she needed to be here, but somebody from MSNBC had decided that she and Keith should represent their network by day and lounge in spa suites at the MGM Grand by night, and she couldn't bring herself to argue
( ... )
Fic: "Sin City", NC-17, 3/4
anonymous
March 7 2009, 18:44:34 UTC
He obeyed, and she took another picture as he was looking up at her. "Don't worry," she grinned as her free hand undid her fly, "I promise not to put it on MySpace."
He must have been satisfied with that, because he went to work sliding her pants down and kissing her thighs. She sighed when he licked her through her cotton panties. "Sean, it generally works better when you take those off."
"Your wish is my command, my liberal goddess." He hooked his fingers in the waistband and pulled her panties down. She stepped out of them and draped one leg over his shoulder, grabbing his hair and guiding his head between her legs.
He licked eagerly, if inexpertly, his tongue lapping hot, wet strokes back and forth. She could feel herself getting wet from more than just his saliva, and bit back hysterical laughter at the thought that this was Sean fucking Hannity on his knees in front of her, dressed like a low-rent hooker and acting the part. His hands cupped her ass, tilting her hips toward him, and he thrust his tongue inside her, and then
( ... )
Fic: "Sin City", NC-17, 5/5 (fucking hell this got long)
anonymous
March 7 2009, 18:47:46 UTC
***
As Rachel woke up the next morning, she smiled to herself at the hilariously twisted dream she'd had. Then she stretched out and brushed against a warm body. She opened her eyes and realized it was a male body. Worse, it was Sean Hannity and oh shit, she really had violated him with a strap-on last night.
His eyelids fluttered open, then widened as he, too, realized where he was, whom he was with, and what had happened the night before.
"Hi," she said.
"Hi."
"So..."
"How about we never speak of this again?"
She sighed with relief. "That sounds like an excellent plan."
"You know, things like this are why I stopped smoking pot."
"That's funny, I'm pretty sure things like this are why I startedHe just shook his head and started to get out of bed, only discover that he was still wearing his thigh-high stockings and hooker sandals, and nothing else
( ... )
OP FAILS AT BEING OP, ATTEMPTS TO MAKE UP FOR IT WITH LOVE
anonymous
March 11 2009, 06:51:00 UTC
May I offer you my car, bank account, and first born child?
Holy shit, that was absolutely amazing and hotter than I could have ever, ever, ever imagined. (I didn't even think anyone would ever respond, but then, you did and you blew it into a million pieces of win.) I love you, most likely forever.
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.
Fic: Private Dancer 1/?
anonymous
April 1 2009, 06:43:47 UTC
[Arrrgh, sorry it took me forever to get around to writing this. I was working 6-day weeks and spending the 7th day hungover for a while. Hopefully it's not completely anticlimactic.]When the knock came at Rachel's door the next night, at first she thought it must be Keith wanting to hit the lounge. She looked through the fish-eye lens and didn't recognize the tall, raven-haired woman in the trenchcoat. It wasn't until she opened the door that she realized it wasn't a woman at all
( ... )
(Because the other Hannity prompt gave me a serious case of the lolz.)
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This prompt calls to me like a siren song.
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The pot brownies! The pink size 12 shoes! The fact that Rachel packs a strap-on in her luggage! AND HOW THE HELL IS RACHEL/HANNITY SEX SO HOT, BECAUSE IT WAS?! HOLY SHIT. ♥
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He must have been satisfied with that, because he went to work sliding her pants down and kissing her thighs. She sighed when he licked her through her cotton panties. "Sean, it generally works better when you take those off."
"Your wish is my command, my liberal goddess." He hooked his fingers in the waistband and pulled her panties down. She stepped out of them and draped one leg over his shoulder, grabbing his hair and guiding his head between her legs.
He licked eagerly, if inexpertly, his tongue lapping hot, wet strokes back and forth. She could feel herself getting wet from more than just his saliva, and bit back hysterical laughter at the thought that this was Sean fucking Hannity on his knees in front of her, dressed like a low-rent hooker and acting the part. His hands cupped her ass, tilting her hips toward him, and he thrust his tongue inside her, and then ( ... )
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"Please." His words were low and harsh as he slid his hands up under her tank top to caress her breasts. "Please fuck me ( ... )
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As Rachel woke up the next morning, she smiled to herself at the hilariously twisted dream she'd had. Then she stretched out and brushed against a warm body. She opened her eyes and realized it was a male body. Worse, it was Sean Hannity and oh shit, she really had violated him with a strap-on last night.
His eyelids fluttered open, then widened as he, too, realized where he was, whom he was with, and what had happened the night before.
"Hi," she said.
"Hi."
"So..."
"How about we never speak of this again?"
She sighed with relief. "That sounds like an excellent plan."
"You know, things like this are why I stopped smoking pot."
"That's funny, I'm pretty sure things like this are why I startedHe just shook his head and started to get out of bed, only discover that he was still wearing his thigh-high stockings and hooker sandals, and nothing else ( ... )
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This was surprisingly hot. Especially Sean begging and Rachel telling him it's God's way of telling him to try gay sex!
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Holy shit, that was absolutely amazing and hotter than I could have ever, ever, ever imagined. (I didn't even think anyone would ever respond, but then, you did and you blew it into a million pieces of win.) I love you, most likely forever.
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.
::brain melt::
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--Not op, but had MUCH LOVE for the fic. :D
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-OP (is in lurrrvvve)
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