Good madam, I am shocked and appalled that you think I would engage in pre-marital sexy tiems! My legs are remaining crossed until that decoder ring is on my finger and Mr. Presley has signed the paperwork.
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Yeah, I totally can't say that with a straight face. We shall in fact engage in sexy tiems posthaste! And when we wake up the following morning afternoon, we can get to the business of eating the cereal that will give us our wedding rings.
AND I KEEP MISSING YOU ACCIDENTALLY POSTING UNANONYMOUSLY D:
anonymous
February 8 2009, 07:08:34 UTC
Perfect! And it will be a cheap honeymoon, too, as we'll only be needing one-way tickets to Honolulu. We can find ourselves a nice home and a cable company that carries MSNBC and live the rest of our days writing genderbending porn.
MAYBE WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER WE CAN REVEAL OUR TRUE IDENTITIES TO EACH OTHER
anonymous
February 8 2009, 07:19:38 UTC
YES, YES. And one day one of us will sign a major book-deal of lesbian or gay porn (or straight porn where one of the participants was formerly of the opposite gender,) that has transparently nicked named like "Stephanie," "Joan," "Keisha," and "Rachet."
CAN WE EVEN GET GAY MARRIED IN VEGAS AND HAVE IT RECOGNIZED BY HAWAII?
anonymous
February 8 2009, 15:59:05 UTC
;)
Jon will have read it and figured it out. He'll give us pointers before and after the show.
After that ~everyone~ will want us on their shows. We'll endorse some Democrat for president and Rachel and Keith will have us on to talk about why we endorsed that candidate. We'll have such a rabid fanbase that everyone will vote for that candidate.
...Basically we'll hold as much power as Oprah (who will put us on her Booklist.)
FOR MY NEW WIFE: and i liked it, rachel/female!keith, rachel turns straight girls gay, 1/2
anonymous
February 9 2009, 09:33:18 UTC
This is what straight girls do, Keith tells himself. They get drunk in a hotel bar and make out with their lesbian best friend while that infernal Katy Perry song plays on the jukebox. They do it because their boyfriend is gay and on the verge of breaking up with them, and sucking face distracts them from reality
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Rachel can turn straight girls gay
Rachel dominates.
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I should shut up and go back to writing your fic now, huh?
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...And when you're done we can have sexy tiems, yes?
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Yeah, I totally can't say that with a straight face. We shall in fact engage in sexy tiems posthaste! And when we wake up the following morning afternoon, we can get to the business of eating the cereal that will give us our wedding rings.
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GOOD, FOR A SECOND I FEARED YOU WERE SERIOUS.
And THEN we get Presley's signature. Finally: Honeymoon in Honululu.
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It will make us rich.
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It should be quite interesting when we go to promote this delightful book series on The Daily Show.
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Jon will have read it and figured it out. He'll give us pointers before and after the show.
After that ~everyone~ will want us on their shows. We'll endorse some Democrat for president and Rachel and Keith will have us on to talk about why we endorsed that candidate. We'll have such a rabid fanbase that everyone will vote for that candidate.
...Basically we'll hold as much power as Oprah (who will put us on her Booklist.)
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