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Feb 06, 2009 00:51

The Pundits Kink Meme v. 1.0 ( Read more... )

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anonymous February 7 2009, 04:16:20 UTC

I'm almost not sure if I should request this, only because of how cracky it is, but fuck it, I want some eyeballs to burn.

Sean Hannity/Alan Colmes. Alpha male misses his punching bag.

Seconding this. (n/t) anonymous February 7 2009, 19:48:17 UTC

I've got this thing and it's fucking golden anonymous February 9 2009, 22:25:59 UTC

Just give me a minute to make sure I can actually disassociate my brain from itself enough to do this.

Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 9 2009, 22:49:06 UTC

"Suck it, Colmes!" Sean Hannity ended the call and slammed his phone down on his desk ( ... )

Re: Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 9 2009, 23:07:41 UTC

Typo, damn it. com = come. I hate being anonymous.

Re: Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 10 2009, 04:37:49 UTC

That is actually WHY I like being anonymous. No one can trace your typos back to you!!!

Re: Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 10 2009, 06:13:58 UTC

Man...I must be some kind of perve but I actually enjoyed that. It was....wow. My head is hurting from the mental images that were ironically pleasing. O.O

OP anonymous February 10 2009, 12:50:47 UTC

I didn't actually think this would be written, but this is one of those instances where I love it when I'm wrong. This was great!

Where was the mild-mannered, politically misguided liberal pundit Sean had known and... tolerated?

Best line in the whole story, by the way.

Re: OP anonymous February 10 2009, 14:31:17 UTC

My motto in life (or one of about 80): If it shouldn't be written, I should probably write it. :D (sry bout the typos, tho.)

Re: OP anonymous February 10 2009, 19:44:06 UTC

That's similar to my motto: "If it shouldn't be written, I smell a new OTP!" I may need a new motto at some point. XD
(And don't worry about the typos. I'm not fretting over them!)

Re: Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 14 2009, 22:45:44 UTC

Ahahahaha, there is not nearly enough of this pairing in the world.

Re: Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 14 2009, 23:12:31 UTC

I know there's a rule about not sending slash fic to the people IN slash fic but OH OH OH TEMPTATION.

Wouldn't work really though, because I wouldn't be able to see Hannity's face.

Re: Punching Bag - Sean (Hannity)/Alan (Colmes) anonymous February 16 2009, 05:51:14 UTC

Maybe you could mail it to him with a tiny battery-operated button web camera glued to the printed out copy? (I think enough people would be willing to go in on this to pay for the state-of-the-art technology required.)

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