fic meme: 10 snippets in 10 genres (elle/claire)

[ever_obsessed]

Heroes, Elle/Claire, NC-17
Note: One thing in here is completely the blame of boomwizard who, as usual, enables my crack. Blame or thank her as you will. Also. Elle and Claire could totally act out Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yes. IT MUST BE DONE. Also. I may have to do this with Jill/Cindy. Should I?

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NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO FOR 'CROSSOVER' :D

[boomwizard]

"After a beat, a flaming hoop of metal rolls between the two pairs of women and merrily sets off down the street."

I think you broke me. The laughter. It won't stop. THE MENTAL IMAGERY, OH GOD!

Also, ALSO- Reenacting Mr & Mrs Smith is possibly THE HOTTEST THING EVER, and you gotta love irrational hatred of ugly ass lamps.

I can't even list everything I loved because I'm still chortling over that damn hoop.

Re: NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO FOR 'CROSSOVER' :D

[ever_obsessed]

SO IT WAS A SUCCESS? \O/

I had way too much fun writing that blurb of Popular/Heroes.

Crazy how much fun I had.

And I want so bad to do the oneshot of Mr. and Mrs. Smith with these two because, GOD, IT IS THE FUCKING HOTTEST THING EVER. Claire has a gun and knife kink and spends her time complaining about how bad the wiring in the house is while Elle spends her time ordering ugly stuff off HSN. AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS.

Re: NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO FOR 'CROSSOVER' :D

[boomwizard]

YES, VERY SUCCESSFUL.
So much so that the inspiration lingered and woke me up at 2am and forced me to write for the meme. Not the crossover part - I'm actually having trouble deciding whether to place it under smut, humour, or fluff. Only a snippet of 400ish words, but still, I'm happy with it and that's saying a lot.

I LOVE CLAIRE WITH A DANGEROUS-BUT-STILL-TOTALLY-HOT-WEAPONS KINK. And I have no idea what HSN is but going by what you said earlier I'm assuming it's something along the lines of one of those only TV shopping channel things. AND BADASS WITH QUIRKS IS THE BEST THING EVAAAARRR.

Re: NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO FOR 'CROSSOVER' :D

[ever_obsessed]

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF IT IS EMBARRASSING, :D

And I have this image of this Claire with a serious weapon kink all through the fic - like, grenade launchers and rocket launchers and huge fucking shotguns that are bigger than her and cleavers and knives of all shapes and sizes and even hatchets and axes and shit and she even knows how to use a bow and a canon and, like throwing spears and shit, IDK, but she never gets to use them so she sneaks out and uses them out in the desert or something, IDK, BUT SHE HAS A KINK AND IT'S GOING ON ALL THROUGH THE FIC, I CANNOT SHAKE THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD.

And, yeah, home shopping network, I am completely convinced Elle has a HSN obsession.

[superkappa]

These were really fun little snippets to read.

I especially loved the comedy one. I could totally see Elle refusing to do things like picking up the towel.

I also really loved the crossover. Popular was such an amazing show.

[ever_obsessed]

Heh, thanks so much, <3

And I totally miss Popular.

[eternal_moonie]

Totally love it.

[ever_obsessed]

Thanks!

[motylik]

Awesome. The last one made me laugh. LOL I loved them all. :D

[ever_obsessed]

Thanks, babe, <3

It's been a while since I did something about this. It was fun, to say the least, :D

[motylik]

I miss your Elle/Claire. :) Hope you do continue to write them. :D

[rain_sunsets]

I love this so much,the Mr and Mrs Smith one defiently needs to be expanded.

[ever_obsessed]

Thanks!

And yeah, I kind of desperately want to do a Mr. and Mrs. Smith crack!fic with Elle and Claire. Because, god, it is just perfect for them. Perfect. I feel like an idiot for not thinking of it before, :D